this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE
THE COMMENT IS PERFECT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OHMYGOD.
I’M GOING TO REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME NOW 5EVER
I know how you don’t like normal things.
This Is The End(2013)
if i was a ghost i would do useful things like let the cat out or take flamable things off the stove and sing to small children when they can’t sleep and terrify the fuck out of assholes hell yeah bitches. what was that? did I hear you make a derogatory remark about women? bam, your lamp is now on the floor what cha going to do punk? are you abusing that child? wambo, your walls are now bleeding motherfucker
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
I’ve been laughing for the past twenty minutes because we have psycho derek who’s all
and chris kinda
"He began his new life standing up, surrounded by cold darkness and stale, dusty air." - The Maze Runner
Scott McCall is a gift.
Emotionally intelligent male protagonist.
Idolizes his mother
Respects his girlfriend
Is caring and supportive of his friends
Empathizes with his enemies
Believes in negotiaton and compromise over force
He is the hot girl
all hail hot girl Scott McCall
(who is proud to be called the hottest girl because wow what a compliment girls are awesome)
"Oh my God, that changes everything." (x)
Who should sit on the Iron Throne? x
Nikolaj speaks the truth. The Iron Throne needs to go.
Just finished The Death Cure and I am now in a fugue state.
That book trilogy killed me dead.
everything i love — Thomas Brodie Sangster
Just felt the need to share this…
He probably cringed so much looking at this that he had a stroke.
AKA DAN DANGEROUS